1. If you are truly interested in us, don't play hard. Either say yes or no..Simple..
2. When you call us at work, or when we are busy with something for 'just to chat', we are not really listening.
3. No, we don't remember what he said next or she. Or anybody for that matter.We are normal guys not a tape recorder.
4. The questions like 'am I looking fat?' blow our minds and we feel helpless.
5. And we have a keen sense of imminent danger,it sounds like,"do you think she is pretty?"
6. Don't get upset from our love for cricket and football. We really love you..but when it comes to cricket the feeling is something..it is our first love.. just as you love shopping..:P
7. The push/jerk which you get after sudden application of brakes by the bus driver is all due to law of inertia and not becuase of our law of intentions, but still on behalf of physics we apologize just because you feel offended.
8. The phrases 'you deserve better than me' and 'I am not right for you' , irritate us to the core. We have chosen you because we love you and we love you because we love you..simple. Please don't decide for us. We know we had made a right choice.
9. We are happy when you cook for us...:)
10. We love it when you are happy about something and you sometimes make those super cute 'EEEE' and 'Awww' sounds.
11. Not every man staring at you is a pervert. We stare at you simply because we are stunned by your beautiful face and amazed by your angelic look in a same way as you adore charming and handsome hunks..That's it. Don't just assume. Think and observe. All men are not same.
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